Random Thoughts

So, my friend, Reid, was in town this past week, and throughout the week, he kept saying things that pop into his head. They're totally random and it's really funny. For example, earlier today, he asked the question: Who changes the lights for the traffic lights? I mean, really...who thinks of that? More importantly - is there someone who actually has that job? And how many times in a day do you think he/she thinks about not having that job? Earlier tonight, he asked a friend of mine, "Why doesn't God pay child support?" If you think about it, it's pretty funny...and full of common sense. If God is the father of us all and our moms are our moms, why doesn't God pay child support? Just random thoughts that he shares with me and my friends...thought I'd share them with you...

Can't Sleep

It's just too crazy that I'll fall asleep at a decent hour - like 10:30 or 11 and I'll wake up at around 3 - 3:30 or at around 5 - 5:30 for no reason whatsoever! Not being able to sleep kinda sucks, but what can you do? I hate not being able to sleep and then crashing hard when there's stuff I want to do...like watch television. Oh well.

Crappy Things

I was watching the news this morning, and do you know what I saw? There was a segment about how there is a vendor in Florida who is deep frying coke. Apparently, "you mix coke with funnel cake batter and deep fry. You can top it off with whipped cream and a cherry." Okay, is it just me or do people really find this crap newsworthy? I mean, come on! Aren't there more important things than the deep frying of coke? I just don't understand what people are thinking!

I reference my earlier comments on stupid people...they totally apply here!